I saw a man walking his chickens today.

I didn’t know that anybody  walked chickens. There’s no sticker for that on a supermarket egg carton.

The chickens from the farm down the road certainly don’t need walking but they’re so free range they barely know their home.

When they sell the eggs from the most free range chickens I’ve ever seen, they add little inspiration phrases or reminders to encourage you throughout your egg-enjoying adventures.